Having children teaches you things you never even thought about before having them. I learned something new all the time now. Like just a while ago I discovered that fruit flies do not just enjoy fruit. They also enjoy that carefully prepared cup of coffee you got yourself for when the baby naps.
In fact, they love it so much they swim in it. Fruit flies are poor swimmers too.
They also love that glass of wine you and your husband sneak in after the baby falls asleep and you want a little quality time together while you can get the chance.
I have also discovered that I hate fruit flies.